Here is a series of photos that I managed to take when the Queen's Guineas Grand Champion was awarded. I was standing behind a row of other photographers with the camera held well above my head. I didn't realize what I had until I viewed the photos the next day on my computer.

I call this one ‘STAND HERE, DEARIE.’

I think there is something very Jeff Wall about these photographs. Jeff Wall is a contemporary Canadian photographer who makes the ordinary surreal by staging his commonplace subject matter in a slightly awkward or bizarre way. There is also a weird underlying sexual vibe in some of his work. Here we have all of that with Tiffany's legs being just as prominent as the Royal couple. Plus there is the strange juxtaposition of the high heel shoes on the “cow pie” floor.

Here is more of the same.

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